Sam is hungry and stops off for a bite to eat at Minkys Kosher Salt Beef Bar. When the waiter asks him whether he'd like a drink to start, he orders a Maccabi beer. "A good choice sir, we have a special offer on this beer tonight - it's only going to cost you 1p."
"1p?" exclaims Sam, "that's really cheap."
Then Sam quickly looks through the menu and says, "I'd like a big plate of your best Salt Beef with latkes, haimisher cucumbers and English mustard."
"Certainly," replies the barman, "but that's going to cost you real money."
"So how much is real money?" asks Sam.
"5p," replies the waiter.
"5p?" says Sam, "that's ridiculous. You'll loose money on this. I'd like to talk to the owner. Where is he?"
"He's upstairs with my wife," replies the waiter.
"Whats he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks Sam.
"The same thing as Im doing to his business," replies the waiter.
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