Sadie isn't feeling too well and goes to see doctor Myers. He gives her a full examination, sighs and says, "Ive got bad news for you. You have cancer and I'd advise you to put your affairs in order ASAP."
Sadie is shocked, but manages to compose herself and walk out into the waiting room where her daughter Shoula is waiting.
"So how did it go mum?" asks Shoula.
"Well Shoula, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things are not so good. Unfortunately, in this case, things arent so good. I've cancer. Lets go to my golf club and have a drink."
Later, after several martinis, the two are feeling a little less sombre. They have some laughs and then some more martinis. But after a while they're approached by two of Sadie's club mates who are curious as to what they are celebrating. Sadie tells them that they're drinking to her impending death. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS," she tells them.
"Oy Veh," they say, and give Sadie their condolences. Then they all have a couple of martinis.
After Sadie's friends leave, Shoula leans over and whispers, "Mum, I thought you said you were dying of cancer? You've just told your friends that you're dying of AIDS. I'm confused mum."
Sadie replies, "I told them that because I dont want any of those kurveh sleeping with your father after Im gone."
kurveh: whore
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