As usual, Sidney arrives home at 6.30pm, takes off his coat, turns on the TV and sits down in his favourite chair. This time, however, he turns to Leah and says, "Make me a cup of tea straight away before it starts."
Leah is surprised by this but makes him his cup of tea anyway. Sidney finishes his tea then turns to Leah and says, " Make me another cup of tea straight away. I think it's going to start very soon."
This time Leah is quite angry, but still makes him another cup of tea. Sidney empties his cup then again turns to Leah and says, "Quickly, another cup before it starts."
At this, Leah loses her cool. "That's the last straw, you rude, inconsiderate pig," she shouts, "you come home, don't say one word to me, put your fat toches in your armchair and then expect me to act like your servant. Does it ever occur to you that I might be tired, with all the cleaning, washing, ironing, shopping and cooking I do to keep this house of ours spotlessly clean? I don't think you ever give me a thought. Selfish, that's what you are. You don't need a wife, you need a slave, you need someone to... ... .."
Sidney sighs, "Oh dear, its started."
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