* Old Yeller
o "You spineless, good-for-nothing, drag-ass, no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?!"
o Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
o Advantages: Pays attention to you
o Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
* The Bosser
o "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
o Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-It-All, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
o Advantages: Often right
o Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
* Wild Woman Out of Control
o "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
o Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out
o Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
o Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs
* Huffy
o "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at."
o Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold Fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
o Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
o Disadvantages: You will have no friends
* Woman From Mars
o "I believe this interpretative dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."
o Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
o Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
o Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud
* Ms. Dreamgirl
o "I am utterly content with my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now."
o Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
o Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
o Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you
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