* Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
* Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers
* What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
* So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
* If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
* Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
* Never let your man's mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
* Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
* The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
* Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
* A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
* Sadly, all men are created equal.
* Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
* The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
* There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
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