If...
* If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills
* If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.
* If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles
* If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it
* If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time
* If you can overlook when people take things out on you, when through no fault of your own, something goes wrong
* If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
* If you can face the world without lies and deceit
* If you can conquer tension without medical help
* If you can relax without liquor
* If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
... Then, you are almost as good as your dog.
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