Yitzhak had just moved into a new flat in Hendon and was out celebrating with his friend Benny. At 2am, he invited Benny back to his flat where they continued to celebrate.
Then Benny said, "Before I go, why not show me around?"
So Yitzhak proudly showed Benny his flat and all the high tech it contained. Then he took Benny into his bedroom where his friend couldn't help but notice a very large brass gong and hammer on the chest of drawers.
"Is that a dinner gong?" asked Benny.
"It's not really a gong, Benny, it's more like a talking clock," Yitzhak replied.
"A talking clock? Are you serious?" said Benny.
"Of course," replied Yitzhak.
"So how does it work?" said Benny.
"Watch this," replied Yitzhak, as he picked up the hammer and gave the gong an ear shattering pounding. They stood looking at each other for a moment when suddenly, someone in the flat next door screamed, "Stop that, you inconsiderate oaf. It's quarter to three in the morning."
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