Kitty, my mother, has just bought her first telephone answering machine and guess what she decided to record on it?
* If you want me to make smoked salmon when you come round, press 1;
* If you want chopped liver press 2;
* If you want chicken soup, press 3;
* If you want chicken soup with matzoh balls, press 4;
* If you want to know how am I feeling, you must have dialled the wrong number because nobody ever asks me how I am. Who knows, I could even be dead by now.
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