PART I
13) Although you know the batting average of every New York Yankee, you can't remember your girlfriend's dress size or the color of her eyes... or her name.
12) Let's put it this way: In the "Mr. Hairy Back" pageant, you wouldn't have to settle for the congeniality award.
11) The makers of "Frozen Meals For One" made you their "Customer of the Year" -- again.
10) In your world, nothing says "I love you" like a head butt.
9) You suggest the topic "Top Signs You're Going to Spend the Rest of Your Life Single," mistakenly thinking that your equally-hopeless fellow contributors might give you some clue as to what you're doing wrong.
8) The 6-inch pumps and leather mini may be a bit too risqu
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