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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Recognition

Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to his local pet shop to see what they have. The assistant shows him a parrot and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most languages. So Moshe decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Moshe.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Moshe.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francaise?" asks Moshe.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Moshe.
"Jawohl," replied the parrot.
"Falas Portugues?" asks Moshe.
"Sim," replied the parrot.
Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says, "Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?"

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