Moishe and Freda were sitting together one evening watching a DVD movie, as they did every night. But on this occasion, Moishe suddenly says, "So, darling, whatever happened to our sexual relations?"
Freda didn't answer straight away, but when she did, she replied, "You know, I don't even think we got a New Year card from them this year."
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