Moses is in the desert and he sees a
burning bush.He approaches and he hears
a voice."My name is Moses,what about you? "
he sad."I AM is My name,and I am the Lord
of your forefathers!";"Nice to meet you,
I am!";"Tell Me, Moses, don't you feel
lonely in this desert?""Oh,yeah,very lonely... "
"Don't you miss your jewish brothers?
"Oh,yeah,very much... ""Don't you miss
your teachers?""Oh,yes,i miss them lot"
"Don't you miss bathing in the Nile?"
"Oh,yes,is very warm in here,I miss
that cold water... ""Don't you miss your
mother,Moses?" Moses starts to cry,and
he whispers through his tears:"Very much"
"WHY DON'T YOU PAY HER A VISIT?" "Oh,I can't
the faraoh wants to kill me" "He will not,
I will be with you every step" "Are you sure?"
"Sure is my middle name""Will you do that for me?" "Of course I will,Moses, as I promised"
"Thank you,Lord!"and Moses start his journey
to Egypt."Moses, wait!" "Yes, Lord?"
"Can I ask you a favour?""Anything,My Lord!"
"Well, if you go to the pallace,to
see your mother,please pay a visit to
the faraoh chamber and tell him to let my people go,will you?
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