Moshe and his friend Issy were half way through a round of golf when a golf ball arrives out of nowhere and strikes Moshe on the back of his head. "Gevalt." Moshe cries out, rubbing the back of his head.
Almost immediately, Hymie arrives to apologise. But Moshe is having none of it.
"You call yourself a golfer?" yells Moshe. "If I had my way, I'd ban you from every North London golf club. Do you see what you've done to me? My head is bleeding. I'm going to call my solicitor as soon as I get to the clubhouse. I'll sue you for $5,000."
"But... but," says Hymie, "didn't you hear me? I shouted FORE."
"OK," says Moshe, "I'll take it."
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