A doctor and a lawyer in separate vehicles collided on I-95 one foggy night. The fault was questionable, but both were shaken up, and the lawyer offered the doctor a drink from a pocket flask. The doctor took the flask with a shaking hand and belted back a couple of swallows.
As the lawyer started to put the cap back on the flask the doctor asked, "Aren't you going to have one too, for your nerves?"
"Of course I am," replied the lawyer, "after the Highway Patrol gets here."
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