Eighty-four year old Morris is hit by a car and lies bleeding on the pavement. A policeman arrives on the scene and seeing the state Morris is in, immediately calls for a priest and an ambulance. The priest arrives first. He bends over Morris and asks, "Do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?"
Morris lifts his head, opens his eyes wide, turns to the crowd that had gathered around him, and says, "Here I am, laying here dying and this schmendrick is asking me riddles!"
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