1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.
4. Redneck Quote: Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
5. Redneck Quote: He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
6. Redneck Quote: He's as country as cornflakes.
7. Redneck Quote: If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
8. Redneck Quote: Well butter my butt and call me biscuit.
9. Redneck Quote: It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
10. Redneck Quote: She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
11. Redneck Quote: This is gooder'n grits.
12. Redneck Quote: Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
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