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He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka.
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King.
Is there a fugitive here? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Nut Ding!!!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni.
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum.
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu.
I got this for free - Ai No Pei.
You know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
Stay out of sight - Lei lo.
Phew! Does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung?
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