Maurice and his wife Sadie were asleep one night when suddenly, at 2am in the morning, the phone rang. Sadie picked it up.
She listened to the caller then said, "How the hell should I know. It's 95 miles away." She then hung up.
Maurice asked, "Who was that?"
Sadie replied. "Some mad woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."
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