Benjamin returned home early from an overseas business trip and quietly let himself into his house. He crept upstairs - and found his wife in bed with a strange man. The stranger was sprawled naked on top of the sheets and was looking very pleased with himself.
"Rifka, how could you do this to me?" Benjamin shouted.
"Wait, darling," said Rifka. "You know that soft blue leather jacket I've been wearing recently? Well this is the kind man who gave it to me. And that pearl and diamond gold necklace you always like me wearing? Well this is the generous man who gave it to me. And do you remember when you couldn't afford to buy me my own car and I came home with an Audi? Well this is the caring man who gave it to me."
Benjamin thought about this for a few moments, looked again at the scene before him and then said, "For goodness sake, Rifka, don't you know it's freezing in here. Cover him up at once. We don't want him to catch a cold."
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