Jewish definitions
* Leftovers: something no Jewish meal is complete without
* Tsuris: your son is marrying someone who isnt Jewish
* Unofficial Jewish dietary law number 6: pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants
* Shmata: a dress that your husbands ex-wife is wearing
* Bris: An event where you should never sit in the front row
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