Becky, hostessing her bridge club gets a last-minute call from one of the players that she's sick. Unable to come up with a replacement on such short notice, she drafts her husband, Abe, a mediocre player to sit in as the fourth. During the game, Abe gets up to go to the bathroom.
Leaving the door ajar, the women listened as he starts pishing.
Totally embarrassed, Becky calls out, "Abe, would you please close the door!"
Abe's partner Golda says, "Never mind, it's the first time since we started playing that I know what he has in his hand!"
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