Gore: My God, it was terrible!
Aide: What?
Gore: This nightmare I had - I dreamed I was running against Dan Quayle.
Aide: What's so terrible about that? Seems to me it'd be a slam dunk for you.
Gore: You don't understand. I was in this debate - and the first thing they ask ed was, "Which of you is Al and which of you is Dan?"
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