After a few years of being married, the wife surprised her husband with a new car, a pinky ring and other wonderful gifts to celebrate their anniversary.
When the wife asked what he bought, he replied, a new sable coat, a vacation and a big surprise. He opened his robe and showed her that he had tattooed the words "I Love You" on his penis.
To which the wife replied, "I don't care what you say, but don't try putting words in my mouth."
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