Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to
their position in life,
and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other. The first one
says, "My husband is
taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then
looks at the others
with a superior demeanor. The second one says, "Well, my husband just
bought me a new
Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. Young woman number
three says,
"Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and
we don't have
many material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my
husband is that
fourteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."
After this, the first one
looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make: I
was just trying to
impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well,
it's not to the French
Riviera, it's to my folks' house in Terre Haute for two weeks." The
second one says,
"Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes; it's a Plymouth."
"Well, I've got a
confession to make myself: Canary number fourteen has to stand on one
leg."
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Three young women are at a cocktail
