Immediately following his expensive private operation, Victor awakes and sees his surgeon standing near his bed. He says to the surgeon, "Well, how did it go then?"
"Victor," replies the surgeon, "I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that we were able to save your testicles."
"Good," says Victor, "and what's the bad news?"
"They're under your pillow in a plastic bag," replies the surgeon.
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