An elderly Mafia Don was on his deathbed,he summoned his eldest son and told him he was giving him the family heirloom.He reached under his pillow and handed him a very impressive looking gun.
The son appeared hesitant and explained to his father that he was not really a violent man and perhaps a more fitting gift would be a watch.
The Don was puzzled by his sons request and asked if his son came home one day and found somone fucking his wife would he shoot him in the head or point to his watch and tell him his time was up.
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